Hello World!!!

I'm Maddie, and while I'm not that cute little baby that Mimi keeps reading to me about, (http://averycan.blogspot.com/) I promise you this will be one good blog! :) 


So this past January, I started to feel weird. I got the need to go to the bathroom ( number one ) every few minutes. I also started to bleed from there too. My momma then took me to this strange man in a white... oh what is it called again? Pants? Shirt? Jacket? Yeah! In the white jacket. He gave her this funny little green plastic bottle with hard little white pieces of dog food in it. You can bet I was happy when my momma finally stopped tricking me into eating those nasty little white,what shouldn't even be called, dog food. 


Yet I never felt quit well after that. Soon after I got sick again! And it was back to the strange man whom I do not like. This time it was worse! Oh my momma let the strange man take me back to this room, and oh! They laid me on this table with this HUGE thingy handing over me. I was so scared! He left two people in there with me when he left, and here's the worse part; they held me down on the table! I couldn't believe my momma let this happen to me! After a few minutes my momma came in with the strange man. He showed her this weird picture on the wall. I swear, it looked like my butt! They had taken a picture of the inside of me! Oh, I felt so embarrassed! The strange man said nothing was wrong, and he gave my momma another green bottle.


Still, something wasn't right.Suddenly I started to fell really bad. I didn't feel like eating or getting a drink of water. I was peeing a lot, and there was so much blood. My momma rushed me again to the strange man. This time was much different. Along with my momma; my other two masters came along. Tiff ( she picked me out all those years ago ), and Mimi (who is the youngest ). I didn't understand why they were all coming, I didn't even want to go! The whole time Mimi kept crying on and off. I'm not sure why, but she really got teary eye when the doctor said they would do another xer-ray. What is and xer-ray anyways!? He said it may be cancer. Isn't cancer one of those funky star thingys that humans have such a blast with? I don't know why Mimi was so sad about the star thingy, but she was.


So after another trip to that horrible table with the two people I dislike even more than the man; the man sent for my family.They all came in, and the man started to talk. He showed them another picture of my inners. Oh I was so embarrassed I couldn't dare to look at Mimi or Tiff or Momma. Then the the man said "In the cases I've seen, it looks to be cancer.", oh it was like God planned a second flood! Mimi was doing everything, but screaming her lungs off in pain ( which she did in her room). Oh it was horrible, I wanted to know why she was so sad. So I'm a little sick, she didn't cry any of the other times.


So one of the strange ladies that work with the strange man not only FORCED one of those horrible hard round disk down my throat, but she gave my momma 25 more! And they want me to take them every 8 hours. I'd like to see them try! Hahaha!